“Westies don’t ask for money, they are perfectly happy with just a gazillion squeaky toys!”
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember, dogs are better than kids
- 1. Eat less
- 2. Don't ask for money all the time
- 3 Are easier to train
- 4. Normally come when called
- 5. Never ask to drive the car
- 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
- 7. Don't smoke or drink
- 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
- 9. Don't want to wear our clothes, and...
- 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college.