Thursday, July 29, 2010

Westie RAWK!

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

“Westies don’t ask for money, they are perfectly happy with just a gazillion squeaky toys!”

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember, dogs are better than kids

because they:
  • 1. Eat less
  • 2. Don't ask for money all the time
  • 3 Are easier to train
  • 4. Normally come when called
  • 5. Never ask to drive the car
  • 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
  • 7. Don't smoke or drink
  • 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
  • 9. Don't want to wear our clothes, and...
  • 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college.

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